Hey, I'm Colin, age 16. Happily taken for over a year. I run a comedy blog with the occasional deep posts scattered around. Enjoy!
Simon Norfolk, ‘Security Guard’s Booth at the Ikhtyaruddin Citadel in Herat’, 2010
"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.